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triangle choke 

a gay sex move in which a man is raped by two gays. One gay administers anal sex and gives him a reverse bear hug, while the other gay gives the victim oral sex while choking the victim; hence the term, Triangle Choke.
Billy was was walking through San Francisco minding his own, and then the next thing he knows Aiden's dick is in his mouth and Oscar's dick is in his ass. Billy got Triangle Choked by Aiden and Oscar.
triangle choke by Billy Bob Boykins December 24, 2007

Triangle Choke Hold 

While getting head, apply a proper Triangle Choke to your partner. Make sure not to pull out, keep your cock in their mouth and gag them. Don't release the submission until they tap out.
Guy A: That girl you left with last night looked like a freak. How was she?
Guy B: She likes it rough. I put her in a Triangle Choke Hold and she loved it.
Guy A: Did she tap?
Guy B: It took me about 3 minutes to make her tap.
Guy A: NICE!!
Triangle Choke Hold by mathefex April 17, 2008

ramrod triangle choke 

a move executed in mixed martial art's while grappling almost like the triangle choke but the dong must be inserted in the mouth to be correct. this is the most deadly move in mma.
ramsey pulls of the infamous ramrod triangle choke to chicks he takes home every night

The Triangle Choker 

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026