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triangle choke 

a gay sex move in which a man is raped by two gays. One gay administers anal sex and gives him a reverse bear hug, while the other gay gives the victim oral sex while choking the victim; hence the term, Triangle Choke.
Billy was was walking through San Francisco minding his own, and then the next thing he knows Aiden's dick is in his mouth and Oscar's dick is in his ass. Billy got Triangle Choked by Aiden and Oscar.
triangle choke by Billy Bob Boykins December 24, 2007

Triangle Choke Hold 

While getting head, apply a proper Triangle Choke to your partner. Make sure not to pull out, keep your cock in their mouth and gag them. Don't release the submission until they tap out.
Guy A: That girl you left with last night looked like a freak. How was she?
Guy B: She likes it rough. I put her in a Triangle Choke Hold and she loved it.
Guy A: Did she tap?
Guy B: It took me about 3 minutes to make her tap.
Guy A: NICE!!
Triangle Choke Hold by mathefex April 17, 2008

ramrod triangle choke 

a move executed in mixed martial art's while grappling almost like the triangle choke but the dong must be inserted in the mouth to be correct. this is the most deadly move in mma.
ramsey pulls of the infamous ramrod triangle choke to chicks he takes home every night

The Triangle Choker 

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
Random names

Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
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