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Treesome 

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Treesome 

A threesome with one girl and two guys.
"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"
Treesome by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

Treesome 

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) of the members are in the same family tree.
Becky is such a slut, she had a treesome with the Dailey cousins.
Treesome by Alek K. October 17, 2008

Treesome 

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) members of the orgy are related (part of the same family tree).
Becca had a treesome with the Bailey cousins.
Treesome by Nutwrap October 20, 2008

Treesome 

When Aaron Hillman is in the forest and gets aroused and you catch him with a branch of his ass and his dick in a knot hole.
Nae- BJ why does Aaron Hillman look like he's walking around with a stick up his ass
Bj-I don't know I guess he must have been having another treesome

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BJ from the Block
Treesome by Thesaurus.sore.ass December 7, 2022

Squidward Threesome 

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

Dallas threesome 

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
Word of the Day on December 20, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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