Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

Tree Guy by wandaful February 3, 2010

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GUY IN A TREE

The act of total beast mode on an opposing member of society

wow, he totally went GUY IN A TREE on his ass

GUY IN A TREE by chris sonnentsg February 15, 2009

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Guys Under A Tree

"guys under a tree" is something you would call a group of men acting gay.

Luca: Are those guys wearing skirts?
Logan: Haha, they're guys under a tree for sure.

Guys Under A Tree by Oragani April 16, 2021

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treeguy

an isolated man who refuses to compromise for sake of harmony; his personality will include the following homophobia, temper tantrums, shouting matches in distance, stalker-like tendencies, lupine delusions of grandeur

The man kills with his bare hands and rejects the pressures of civilized society. He is a treeguy. He communes with nature. He is at one with the trees and soil.

treeguy by clarusbearus November 16, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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