Treasoning 

When someone talks about communism in America

Bro stop treasoning !!

Treasoning by Stars and strips January 17, 2019

treasoning 

to treason someone

I am treasoning you!

treasoning by anteater970 June 2, 2022

treasoning 

to treason someone in court of law

I am treasoning you!

treasoning by anteater970 June 2, 2022

circular reasoning 

Circular reasoning is providing evidence for the validity of an assertion, which assumes the validity of the assertion.

General forms include "A is true because A is true" or "A is true because B is true, and B is true because A is true".

Often used as a mechanism to prevent an assertion from being challenged or questioned, or to "win" a debate by sending it round and round in circles.

Examples of circular reasoning:

"I'm right because I'm right."

"There isn't a problem with the rule, because if everyone obeyed it there wouldn't be a problem."

"Piracy is wrong because it's against the law, and it's against the law because it's wrong."

"X is stupid because he's an idiot."

circular reasoning by fwe22 May 25, 2006

SAT Reasoning Test

The most complex, confusing, and most important high school test ever made. The company that makes it, CollegeBoard, makes it very tricky, and it is ABSOLUTELY the most important test in high school. Despite it's name, most of it is NOT reasoning, most of the test requires prior knowledge and skills.

WTH? CollegeBoard is giving me a test that doesn't even test beyond anything I learn in college. This test is rigged. The only people who get high scores on the test study for it, defeating it's purpose. So Why am I waking up early on a Saturday to take this again? The SAT reasoning test should be banned.

SAT Reasoning Test by BiggaNXT September 26, 2008

Fecal Reasoning 

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

Fecal Reasoning by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

Horizontal reasoning 

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

Horizontal reasoning by FailedLogic October 19, 2011