What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020
Get the Travel Ban mug.An annoying revelation that can usually be found on the news, radio, or internet when some guy decides that it's too dangerous to drive around in a certain place. Often ruins our fun plans- and for no good reason!
Mom: Well, we were going to go shopping today, but there's a travel ban in the town of yorkshire.
Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!
Travel bans stink.
Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!
Travel bans stink.
by mercyflight101 August 11, 2009
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Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.
M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!
E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years
E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years
by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012
Get the travelbation mug.When a considerable amount of bags and/or suitcases get packed into the back of a vehicle to the point that they are about to fall out.
by Ryman90 February 4, 2010
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"I'm going to Europe this summer and Lisa gave me this big spiel about all these places I need to visit. She's such a travelangelist."
by Rob Schwartz Jr. December 20, 2008
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Dude! Sally's travelbang game was in full effect, she traveled coast to coast taking full advantage of each stop.
by nervousbadger May 25, 2017
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