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Tavares Middle School 

Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the teachers are fucking garbage and dont give two shits if you understand anything, work usually takes 2 weeks to be graded by then your grade is still garbage and report cards are out. Girls are constantly fighting over the pettiest things and will talk shit but when confronted they claim they never said anthying than you have the 7th and 8th grade boys who thinks their the shit and walk around with their underwear half out their breath is so hot they will leave steam on your glasses and currently i guess waves are the trend since people wanna go bald and cut their hair off for it when they dont even look good the principal is a fat fuck belongs in the back of the guiness world record book for fattest principal in the world she looks like she will walk into the lunch room and grab 2 ice creams and eat that shit point is tavares is garbage
GUY -You go to tavares middle school damn

Girl-yea

Guy-good luck its garbage

Tavares Middle School 

tavares middle school.. home of the crackhead 6 graders who think saying the n-word is funny while the 8th graders are waiting for 360 days so they can get their ass to tavares high school 7th grade girls thinking their the shit with their vsco ksksksksksk and hydro flask like shut the fuck that shits not funny anymore.
(John) ya go to tavares middle school??
(John 2) yeet I do
(John 3) Good luk
(John 4) huh
(John 5) why is there 5 johns?
(John 6) idk

Tavares High School 

Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the kids who go there like to get into everyone's business and think it's cool to fuck around with everyone. Usually sucks when it comes to any type of athletics. Also full of fuckboys and hoes and people who just aren't loyal enough. But hey, we have school spirit.
Oh what school do you go to? Tavares High School? Damn that sucks.
A person that works his ass off everday to provide a good life for his loved ones. A person (Man) that has a big heart. Very amazing and awsome person Man & BFF.
That person is so Tavares, He treats me like a Tavares.
Tavares by Miny Mice February 27, 2009

Tavares Middle School 

A middle school in Lake County that really sucks but atleast it’s better than Leesburg’s two different schools😐 the food sucks ass at tavares and there is plastic and hair in the food and the lunch ladies suck, that’s why the food is free🙄🙄🙄
Tavares Middle School is ass

luke tavares

a kid who cannot afford games that cost more than fortnite. He sometimes insists to play fortnite with me and my friends but everyone refuses. His relationships have all ended in him getting sent into the friend zone. Whenever some criticizes him in the most minute way he begins stepping towards you with his fat standing beside him. He is sometimes quite nice but he always puts himself first. For example if you get close to a girl he likes he will instantly explain to her how you have a huge crush on him.
guy 1 :you are gay luke tavares
luke tavares : you wanna die fam i will slap you with my tits
luke tavares by roxana your crush January 5, 2020
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