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Trapology
Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.
Trapology by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009
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Trichology
The study of the three main hair groups on homo Sapiens heads. These hair groups include beard hair, scalp hair, and eyebrows. Eyelashes are not included because no one cares about those
My trichology trichologist said that years of trichology research and studies show that trimming my beard hair it will cause it to grow back much much faster and longer
Trichology by The Trichology Professor September 14, 2019
Doctorate in Truthology
Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.
"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"
Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019
trichology
Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V
trichology by DJ Fragglepuss May 1, 2007
trapology
When someone makes a fake apology that is really just designed to lure you into a confrontation or an apology of your own.
She said she was sorry for crying in front of everyone last night, but it was just a trapology to make me admit I should have been more supportive.
trapology by Anophthalmus April 13, 2007
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