1. An old drag queen or cross dresser often found sitting at the end of the bar, drunk before noon time.
2. A geriatric cross dresser who just doesn't care about appearance anymore, but feels obligated to go out in drag anyway. Often will spit while talking due to years of intoxication and/or recent stroke.
3. Any queeny homosexual too fucked up to realize how comletely obnoxious they are.
1. Dame Edna is such a trannysaurus mess, look at that make-up.
2. Martina Navratilova looks like a trannysaurus mess, slapping those balls between her legs.
3. Mrs. Doubtfire is the best movie for up-and-coming trannysaurus messes!
4. Marv Albert, you are such a trannysaurus mess!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.