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Trumpsicle 

A hanging piece of turd that refuses to release hold. See Dingleberry
My post-buffet dump was going perfectly well until I wound up battling a Trumpsicle for 20 minutes.

Crampsicle 

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

twapsicle 

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.
I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...
twapsicle by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011

Trapsicle 

I'm a trapsicle
Trapsicle by Shetrippy October 29, 2016

Trumpsticles 

As defined as an analogy trumpsticles can be compared to brash or a maverick in the Trump administration. Very bold and politically incorrect.
There was a gentleman that explained himself, sudly to himself as he was shy as a speaker.."I wish I had trumpsticles, like balls of steel"
Trumpsticles by Petesbeeps May 21, 2017

Trumpticle 

Someone who is obviously nutty trying to be next to the giant dick in charge, similar to the testicles always being around the dick.
Mike Pence is a giant Trumpticle.
Trumpticle by Graggarian November 3, 2018