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train porn

Photographs of trains, the result of train photting as commonly found on websites such as fotopic, flickr, etc. The rarer the porn star featured is, the more sought after the photographs are. Some of the porn is of a high technical standard and can be found on the shelves in W.H. Smiths. Psychologists have been known to a train porn addiction, which often manifests itself externally as owning an anorak.
Whoa! Dude! Look at that train porn! Sweet!
train porn by Ribble Head May 7, 2008
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train porn

Working timetables, special traffic notices and working information on the railway that general public have no access to!

For the elite spotter!
MMM a STN!! mate that is train porn!
train porn by ragsonline69 January 13, 2008

Porn Trail 

The history of sites and their content left on your browser after spending time looking at internet porn.
Example 1: Last night I was bored and I blazed a Porn Trail that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

Example 2: Dude, I used the computer this morning and ran across your Porn Trail. Do me a favor and clear the history when you're done. Nobody needs to see that!
Porn Trail by Shtbird44 July 30, 2010

trainpornophilia

A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026