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train porn

Photographs of trains, the result of train photting as commonly found on websites such as fotopic, flickr, etc. The rarer the porn star featured is, the more sought after the photographs are. Some of the porn is of a high technical standard and can be found on the shelves in W.H. Smiths. Psychologists have been known to a train porn addiction, which often manifests itself externally as owning an anorak.
Whoa! Dude! Look at that train porn! Sweet!
train porn by Ribble Head May 7, 2008
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train porn

Working timetables, special traffic notices and working information on the railway that general public have no access to!

For the elite spotter!
MMM a STN!! mate that is train porn!
train porn by ragsonline69 January 13, 2008

Porn Trail 

The history of sites and their content left on your browser after spending time looking at internet porn.
Example 1: Last night I was bored and I blazed a Porn Trail that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

Example 2: Dude, I used the computer this morning and ran across your Porn Trail. Do me a favor and clear the history when you're done. Nobody needs to see that!
Porn Trail by Shtbird44 July 30, 2010

trainpornophilia

A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026