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Train-Horn 

1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive

2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.

In other words, farting while running train on someone
Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.
Train-Horn by derpyword15 December 3, 2016
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Alabama Train Horn 

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

train horning 

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.
" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"
train horning by Ass gasket November 2, 2015

Train horning 

When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other
So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning
Train horning by Train horner October 19, 2015

trainpornophilia

A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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