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A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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