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A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%
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