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train hippy

A dirty kid who rides the train all the time, a bum kid
No, I don’t have an extra cig, get a job train hippy
by Dirtyallycat September 8, 2019
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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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happy train

When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.
Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.
by Bunnny1022 May 15, 2020
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happy trail

A path of pubic hair that usually starts at the belly button and ends in your pubes, it is really sexy on guys.
Let me run my fingers down your happy trail so i can come to the trasure at the end.
by csraemw August 15, 2004
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ultimate happy trail

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache
bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before
by vontez August 16, 2012
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happy trail

1. The line of pubic hair which extends from the belly button to the pubic region.

2. The hair that always gets caught in my belt buckle when I stand up, often causing terrible pain.
Ouch! My happy trail got caught in my belt buckle.
by Nunya Business June 17, 2004
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happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 5, 2005
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