vontez's definitions

13-9

the comeback pitt fans use whenever wvu fans taunt them about how the mountaineers are better. first used on december 1st, 2007, when the 4-7 pitt panthers upset the bcs #2 west virginia mountaineers in the backyard brawl 13-9, denying them of a chance to play for their first national championship in football.

west virginia fan: spitt sucks so bad west virginia always kicks their ass
pitt fan: 13-9 bro

by vontez August 18, 2011

meatspin

Jerry Sandusky caught doing the deed on video.

Guy 1: dude did you hear about that site that has Jerry Sandusky caught on video
Guy 2: are you talking about meatspin?
Guy 1: yeah dude i cant believe he would do that

by vontez December 6, 2011

ultimate happy trail

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache

bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before

by vontez August 16, 2012