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Dick Train 

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
Dick Train by Brardor July 16, 2010

Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 21, 2008

Dick Train 

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
Dick Train by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008

Dick Train 

What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden”
Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
Dick Train by Jose Gozinia September 28, 2020

Trail Dick 

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE
Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”
Trail Dick by LJCEE June 25, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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