A level of drunk past white girl wasted where you might end up on the show COPS where emotional breakdowns may occur where bouts of crying are followed by bouts of laughter. Also speech is really really hard to understand and laps of memory will occur.
Man I got so trailer park trashed last night I ended up on COPS
The ensued drunkenness from drinking Ice House, Coors, and etc way too much to the point where not only is one trashed... but thrashed. Usually one's drunkenness is beyond consciousness and loses recollection due to being not only belligerently drunk, but violently affiliated with others or just nothing at all.
Friend #1 -"Uhhh, why is (said person here) screaming and punching the palm treeoutside?"
Friend #2 -"Oh, he/she decided to get three 24 packs of Ice House and I think he/she walked into the damn thing. He/she's Trailer Thrashed."
Friend #1 -"Such belligerence!"
A Dallas term referring to those who utilize too much make-up and hairspray, and too little exercise. Most likely has a vagina that will induce vomiting on ofactory contact.
Physical examples of a Trailer Trasher include Paula Deen, Tyne Daly, or a neighborhood Dentonite.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.