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completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005
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tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020
Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.
Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.
Tommie by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

Tommie Bishton 

some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._
tommie bishton is skating rn

hoytie toytie 

A thing or an idea that is overly posh and fancy compred to something that is used or said to a wider class of people.
I eat in the employee breakroom, but my boss eats in the hoytie toytie Managers breakroom where they have an ice machine and free coffee.
hoytie toytie by john_x October 4, 2010
Male code word for a really good looking woman/girl.
Two guys walking down the street and see a good lookin girl "Yo Tommie 3 o’clock"

Guy sees a good looking girl while driving and yells out his window "Yo Tommie!"
Tommie by MVPDJ2000 September 8, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
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pajama casual 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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