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Toyed m, noun.

To dominate an object(material/immaterial). - e.g. To be on top of your game.

Word purportedly has its origin in the world of Derek Zoolander, was popularized in Finland, 2008 AD.
Remark: Did you see that shit, I so dominated that exam.
Retort: Man, I know, you are so toyed!

Remark: Que pedo wey?
Remark: I bought a new burro, paisan
Retort: That burro is so toyed man!

Hah! I'm so toyed!
Toyed by Toyedness December 18, 2008
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toyed with

you have toyed with his feelings
toyed with by kineli May 12, 2016
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When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.
"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"
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A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
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camel toed sea-pig by davethewave2 August 19, 2010

toledo shuffle 

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.
toledo shuffle by Kidtango December 29, 2017

Toked Out 

When you are high as hell
Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!
Toked Out by Dwhacko February 11, 2008
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