towelmaxxing

Using a towel in order to clean up after blowing a load

“bros been towelmaxxing, he lost his edging streak”

towelmaxxing by edgemaxmastef March 31, 2024

Towellaxing 

Any time you dont feel like getting dressed after you bathe/shower; so you just leave your towel on while you watch tv from the couch, doing your chores or surfing the web.

I was just towellaxing for an hour before I go grocery shopping.

Towellaxing by Sailorgary64 April 30, 2022

Thielmaxxing

Investing early in high-risk/high-reward frontier tech and crypto while cultivating elite networks in venture capital/politics/tech.

He's thielmaxxing by leveraging Thiel's VC connections for his startup's funding round
That crypto project is clearly thielmaxxing to avoid regulatory control.

Thielmaxxing by halflifedelta February 14, 2026

Thielmaxxing

The act of trying to max out or emulate the lifestyle, mindset, network, and contrarian ideology of billionaire Peter Thiel co-founder of PayPal, Palantir, early Facebook investor, who made high-risk, high-reward investments on frontier tech.

Bro really rage-quit his 9-5, started dumping money into AI startup, now he only talks about 'escape velocity' and zero to one. Man’s not networking anymore, he is thielmaxxing.

Thielmaxxing by AtlasHR February 21, 2026

thielmaxxing

An ironic/satirical meme term, mostly used as joke by Milady Maker / Remilia Twitter users, fantasizing about accumulating elite power/money/political influence.

Bro started buying Milady NFTs and networking in Remilia circles so he can get the Peter Thiel connect - he's straight-up thielmaxxing now. 😭

thielmaxxing by eliardneru February 28, 2026

tokenmaxxing

The process of maximizing your AI token usage through any means possible

I have been tokenmaxxing so I get promoted to senior staff engineer

tokenmaxxing by TomDoesTech April 21, 2026