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Thielmaxxing

The act of trying to max out or emulate the lifestyle, mindset, network, and contrarian ideology of billionaire Peter Thiel co-founder of PayPal, Palantir, early Facebook investor, who made high-risk, high-reward investments on frontier tech.
Bro really rage-quit his 9-5, started dumping money into AI startup, now he only talks about 'escape velocity' and zero to one. Man’s not networking anymore, he is thielmaxxing.
Thielmaxxing by AtlasHR February 21, 2026
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thielmaxxing

An ironic/satirical meme term, mostly used as joke by Milady Maker / Remilia Twitter users, fantasizing about accumulating elite power/money/political influence.
Bro started buying Milady NFTs and networking in Remilia circles so he can get the Peter Thiel connect - he's straight-up thielmaxxing now. 😭
thielmaxxing by eliardneru February 28, 2026

towelmaxxing

Using a towel in order to clean up after blowing a load
“bros been towelmaxxing, he lost his edging streak”
towelmaxxing by edgemaxmastef March 31, 2024

ThinkMaxxing

Upgrading an IBM/Lenovo Thinkpad as much as possible, including partswaps, modifications, etc.
Turning a X200 into a X2100 at max specs is ThinkMaxxing
Person1: I upgraded my T400 with ram and swapped the HDD for an SSD.
Person2: Damn. Are you planning on ThinkMaxxing it?

thinkmaxxing

A termed used by online forums to maximizing your thinking, which in of itself is already something people do, but used in a more negative connotation.
Reginald: I think that, in retrospect, historians will see current fears over China's economic might is just a result of their thinktank being competent.

Reynold: Ha, ha. Sounds like just they are just thinkmaxxing how to neo-colonize Africa.

Reginald: what the hell is that?

Candice: probably something really fucking stupid
thinkmaxxing by PostHistoryRio August 18, 2024

Thinkmaxxing

A termed used by online forums to maximizing your thinking, which in of itself is already something people do, but used in a more negative connotation.
Reginald: I think that, in retrospect, historians will see current fears over China's economic might is just a result of their thinktank being competent.

Reynold: Ha, ha. Sounds like just they are just thinkmaxxing how to neo-colonize Africa.

Reginald: what the hell is that?

Candice: probably something really fucking stupid
Thinkmaxxing by PostHistoryRio August 18, 2024
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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