tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

tough turd by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006

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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

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Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

Turdas touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

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