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Turdas Touch 

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The antithesis of the Midas touch.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.
Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Turdas Touch 

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The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Turdas touch 

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The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.
Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.
Turdas touch by anonymous September 15, 2025
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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Condiment home

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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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