2 definitions by lickmeiamchris

tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006

Colorado City

The nasty little town in Northern Arizona that is home to a large sect of polygamists. Yes, a quaint village that is the West's answer to Deliverance country.

That lucky Jeramiah is one lucky bastard. He has twelve wives and lives in Colorado City.

by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006