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a threat used in a short joking burst
Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok
by Joel Sweeney May 31, 2007
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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