Touch My Body

A catchy Mariah Carey song. "Touch My Body" is the first single released from E = MC2, a Mariah Carey album. In addition, it is Mariah Carey's 18th Number One single.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What is that song?"

Girl 1: "Relax, it is a Mariah Carey song."

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!"

Touch My Body by EddyD August 14, 2008

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Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

Touch My Body by Kappu February 5, 2009

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some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

some body touch-a my spaget by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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