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Beer and girls and what not. And hey, feel free to replace any word with totties as long as that thing is fucking sweet. You have the power...use it wisely.
Let's pound some totties (Beers) this weekend.
Hey what are you doin? Oh just poundin totties of course.

Wow look at that totty (girl), she's a dime.
Totties by A-Lic June 18, 2008
A word meaning titties, but for fat men
Let me hold them big ol totties
totties by dfggdfgfdgtgd June 22, 2022

love you lotties like jelly totties 

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

hot choco totties

a mix of hot sauce, chocolate, and tater tots
Grace makes the best Hot Choco Totties in the world. i fail at making them. *sad face*

Elf Boot Titties 

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.
Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt
Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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