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Beer and girls and what not. And hey, feel free to replace any word with totties as long as that thing is fucking sweet. You have the power...use it wisely.
Let's pound some totties (Beers) this weekend.
Hey what are you doin? Oh just poundin totties of course.

Wow look at that totty (girl), she's a dime.
Totties by A-Lic June 18, 2008
A word meaning titties, but for fat men
Let me hold them big ol totties
totties by dfggdfgfdgtgd June 22, 2022

love you lotties like jelly totties 

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

hot choco totties

Grace makes the best Hot Choco Totties in the world. i fail at making them. *sad face*

Elf Boot Titties 

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.
Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt
Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019