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A serial killer from Newark, Delaware who died from swallowing a lit firecracker in a stand off with police. His first name is pronounced "Toe-tez"

Totes McGots, 26 of Newark, died of a self-inflicted ruptured belly in a stand off with the po-po

totes mcgots by faprowsdower November 22, 2015

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totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

totes mcgots by Carl Beck January 30, 2014

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Totes McGotes

Totally

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"

Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

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totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

totes mcgoats by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

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Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

Totes Mcgoats by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021

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Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

Totes McGoats by B. Beale March 20, 2016

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Totes McGoats

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

Totes McGoats by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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