totally not gay

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

totally not gay by teh_slops September 9, 2010

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totally not gay

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.

Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!

totally not gay by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011

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totally not gay

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

totally not gay by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

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Totally not gay

Something that you and your bro just “do”

Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.

Totally not gay by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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