A walking twitter W who gets an insane amount of pussy because of how awesome they are and that they are the best reply guy on Twitter. Girls will often come up to him and go "oh my god are you that really funny reply guy on twitter?? please have sex with me."
Cody is someone who writes the most crazy shit you will ever read where a man shoves a gas pump up another mans ass. Batshit crazy and doesn’t know how to fucking type
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).