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totalav

a paid service that maxes out your memory card AND cpu when it feels like it! :D
will in fact have a panic attack when a threat is detected on your computer, and basically just tells you
to fix the issue...
Oh and it scans your entire pc (including your ssd) whenever it feels like it.
Thus, the term totalav refers to a state of incredible paranoia, which causes the person suffering
the condition to forget everything they had on their mind in a state of immense hysteria.
Joe entered a state of totalav, and fell to the ground, all of their money pouring out of his pockets.
His friends were worried about his condition, as totalav caused him to put locks on every door near him.
by astolfo :3 March 8, 2024
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