tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

by firesout7981 February 26, 2015

Tossage

A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.

A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage

by TRY February 20, 2007

Tonsager

Half man, Half bear, half pig, and quarter beaver. Of extremely big nature, This person is extremely aggressive and not to be tolerated. He also has small balls. Can ocasionally be gay.

That guy is such a Tonsager

by PincheMachine January 22, 2011

tonage

ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.

Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!

by a-r-y August 12, 2011

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005