Definitions by jamerson

John Kerry 

A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.

Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.

John Kerry by jamerson June 13, 2005

led sled

An old, big, heavy car. Said cars were generally built before 1960, had huge engines, and were really fucking heavy.

These cars are some of the favorites of customizers. They generally have good lines and be customized to no end.

Stylish, yet full of horsepower.

You are an idiot. That Pontiac ins't a led sled its just pos. That guys 50 Packard is a real led sled. Its bagged, decked, nosed, dropped,...

led sled by jamerson June 13, 2005

law of gross tonage 

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

law of gross tonage by jamerson June 13, 2005