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A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.
Kim- i hung out with a toppah last night.

rachel- im so jealous, is there any left over??
by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011
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