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Tappahannock 

Small rural town 45 miles northeast of Richmond, Virginia. The town is on the banks of the Rappahannock river. The word Tappahannock is Native American for ''land on the rising and falling water''. First discovered by Captain John Smith who named the town but was fiercely driven back to his ship by the hostile tribe.
Jason is from Tappahannock Virginia.
Tappahannock by lost1o4 January 6, 2011
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Tappahannock Tea Party 

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".
Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

Tappahannock Tattoo 

A term used primarily in central and coastal Virginia to describe the mark or scar left when someone is stabbed with a shiv, rusty nail or broken beer bottle.
Don't wander into the wrong Essex County tavern if you're stopping through town or you could end up with a black eye and a Tappahannock Tattoo.
Tappahannock Tattoo by Crabber June 24, 2009

Rappahannock County 

Gods Country
The Greatest place on earth...
Where the pride and joy of Virginia are born and raised...
Where the smartest, most talented, and best looking people in the world come from...
Damn, that person is amazing.. They are better than anyone I have ever seen at anything!! There is no question that they are from Rappahannock County...

Rappahannock Blow-dryer 

The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.
Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!
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