Tophatted

To be hit round the head rather hard with a tophat.

Liam has just tophatted you.

by TheTophattedOne October 26, 2011

tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

by Grant Hand February 6, 2005

tophatmedia

suicide related content

"hey i wanna kill myself"
"WHY ARE YOU POSTING TOPHATMEDIA

by mrcoolreal June 5, 2025