Top Side

The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.

"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"

by -Gabe- October 26, 2015

side-top

Having sex while the woman lays on her back and the man screws her while on his side and part way on top, the woman's leg is usually pulled up so her knee is near her chest.

"I like to have sex side-top with my wife."

by Neenah December 6, 2007

Top-Siders

Top-Siders are a type of shoe.

"Honey, where did you put my Top-Siders!"

by Beatrix May 13, 2005

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top

The best of the best sex position available to man kind, if you dont know it, it's too advance for you. Takes at least 2 times of trying it to actually get it down. Takes 7 times to ace it... if your lover knows it, keep them, they know what they are doing in the bed room.

oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top is girl in handstand while guy over her facing oppisite direction while male sticks in butt and reaches around while fisting her vagina, thats not the hard part yet. the female must reach up and massage his balls.

by sex addicts to the rescue March 30, 2010

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007