Term used to refer to the late-model NES. Games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a SNES or Genesis. Contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. Also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading NES, the shape of which earned it the nickname "dog bone"; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. Top loaders can be easily found on eBay at somewhat exorbitant prices.
Top loaders are fine and all, but nothing says "Nintendo" like that chunky old side loader.
1. A rare 1993 version of the NES. It is smaller than the old front loading version most are familiar with. It was far more reliable than the old version and is frequently sought after by nerds and retro gamers. It has only an RF ouput, and the games stick out rather oddly.
2. A VCR that is from between 1976 and 1984. The tape would be inserted into a thing that sprang up from the top, then pressed to load and play.
3. Basic sex position where the female is on the bottom and male on top. The man pushes his cock in her cooter and proceeds to orgasm.
Its when you take the lid off the tank of the toliet ans sit on it while taking a shit and your partner is taking a shit in the regular bowl and sucking u off
The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.
I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.