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Top Floor Boss 

A title a great rapper named Destorylonely frequently addresses himself as
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss
And I get real deal fly, you can tell how I walk through - DestoryLonely 2020
Top Floor Boss by JamN689 August 17, 2021

top floor boss 

He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!
top floor boss by sei#1300 March 25, 2023

top floor boss 

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss
top floor boss by ser6phina November 21, 2023

top floor lib 

People who sit on the top floor lib are such Alphas

top floor desk

the top
i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
top floor desk by supermanomri July 23, 2024

elevator doesn't go to the top floor 

this person is not very smart
If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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