tooyoung
your tooyoung for that! we only did that in highschool!!
tooyoung by ill lizard May 24, 2021
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I'm Too Young And Not Ready
A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.
Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.
I'm Too Young And Not Ready by He ain't through with me yet April 5, 2019
Too young for that shit
Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.
Example 2
Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.
Example 2
Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).
Too young for that shit by IkaIsTooStrong™ November 7, 2013
she's too young for you, bro
Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.
Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!
Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!
Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!
Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!
she's too young for you, bro by MAAAAAAAA August 17, 2011
She's Too Young
"She's Too Young" is a Lifetime movie based on a ridiculous amount of horny teenagers, in which mass amounts of drugs are taken, and of course, there's more sex occuring than in a porno. The whole point is that 14 year olds shouldn't have sex.
She's Too Young by Muffinz August 25, 2006
too young to watch Threadpool
This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.
At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!
too young to watch Threadpool by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
your too young
your too young by seth barnes November 15, 2022
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