toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017