toonis

Another word for penis. Usually said by children and their parents.

“tee hee! mike you have a tiny toonis”

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Toonis Weenis

To drop something on your toe.

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."

by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009

Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law

The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out

by BlargLord February 17, 2021

gook toons

Used to refer to anime

Grandpa: "Quit watchin yer damn gook toons!"

Kid: "It's anime grandpa! And it's not a cartoon!"

by Zurgo Sergal August 4, 2016

Toonsack

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.

by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.

Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.

by Toonie King October 19, 2009