toobis 

A fucktard who carries opinions regarded as fucktarded beyond any human norm, often discrimitory, offensive, and petty.
Example - discriminating against the elderly, proclaiming that 9/11 was planned by the US government.
Pl. Toobii.

Damn, why do you have to be such a toobis?

toobis by Rabbit July 20, 2004

toobis 

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

toobis by Snark July 20, 2004

toobis 

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

toobis by Xanza April 3, 2005

toobis 

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.

Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"

toobis by AllUltima February 20, 2005

toobis 

pretty cool, extremely opinionated guy.

a noncoward that says exactly what's on his mind

an activist for social change and awareness

i may not always agree with what he says, but i admire his bollocks to say it. too few people have that kind of tenacity.. that takes character. i have had the pleasure of speaking with him personally, and he's not as bad as one might think.

That toobis started the new revolution.

toobis by oneamericangirl March 23, 2010

Toobin 

When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Masterbating on a zoom call

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020