tool off 

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

tool off by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

tool off 

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

tool off by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005