tonefriend 

1. A person who makes severely poor decisions or acts in a way unbecoming of a reasonably intelligent person.
2. A substitution for the term "retard" or "retarded."

"So, I was talking to this guy Bichael, and he was trying to describe an aquarium, but he kept saying "Fishbox." What a tonefriend."

"Chris doesn't need alcohol to act tonefriended, they're just generally a fuck-up."

tonefriend by HotInsectVictim September 4, 2021

Toyfriend 

Toyfriends are more than fuck buddies, but less than boyfriends. They care for each other, they can be very affectionate and intimate and socialise openly besides just having sex, but both of them are free to see other people and discuss that openly with each other. There is no nuance of age or domination in the term toyfriend, as there is in toyboy.

My toyfriend Simon called me the other day to tell me about some bad sex he had after a date. I told him I'd make up for it on Sunday after going with him to the cinema and that I had missed him.

Toyfriend by One2b December 17, 2009

Treefriend 

Seattle based activist committed to the elimination of
the petroleum powered internal combustion engine, re-greening Seattle, removing 75% of all pavement in Seattle, and revoking corporate personhood and all rights afford them therein.

That dude in the Birks is farther left than Treefriend.

Treefriend by Otto Blabbo July 30, 2007

truefriend 

Theres lots of ways to describe veda she is one of the most polite person i have ever come across and probly will ever.
but when i describe veda i just like to describe her as everything, she is everything kind funny caring smiley and the best of friends if i could choose anyone out of the entire world if would be veda so veda i'm asking you can you please be my best friend again ?

She will listern to anyithng and everything shes very very rare to come across someone like this so if you ever get to come across someone like this dont wait.

and most of all a truefriend

truefriend by shazzyshannon February 16, 2010

truefriend 

Theres lots of ways to describe veda she is one of the most polite person i have ever come across and probly will ever.

but when i describe veda i just like to describe her as everything, she is everything kind funny caring smiley and the best of friends if i could choose anyone out of the entire world if would be veda so veda i'm asking you can you please be my best friend again ?

She will listern to anyithng and everything shes very very rare to come across someone like this so if you ever get to come across someone like this dont wait.

and most of all a truefriend

truefriend by shazzyshannon February 16, 2010

topfriended 

Adding to the top friends list. Generally used by those who are addicted to myspace. Myspace is crack. Crack for the masses.

Lauren just topfriended me!

topfriended by Zach L. White September 15, 2006

Toyfriend 

A guy who really wants you who you keep around to give you rides & buy you stuff but you don't legitimately put out to

Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that

Toyfriend by JERZZeee December 20, 2010