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tomathan 

A slutty man usually named Tom or Jonathan.
Look at her outfit!
She’s such a Tomathan
tomathan by Tomathanisabitch March 14, 2018
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Tomathan 

With eyes as dark as the night, Tomathan is a gentle guy who often wears his heart on his sleeve. He is a sensitive guy, almost always looking a little teary-eyed. Even though he always has a long face, he manages to make everyone he’s around bubble with joy.
You know Tomathan?”
“The guy who looks like ; - ; ?”
Yeah that’s the one!”
Tomathan by WeirdestPancakes December 13, 2024

Tomathonism 

HEH... CLASSIC STUPID TOM!
I have Tomathonism.
Tomathonism by Tomathon June 11, 2018

Tonathan J

Known as, papa T, johnathan swag, or tonny J. A memer that needs to be stopped.
Is that a Tonathan J?

Omg it is!
He needs to be stopped.
Tonathan J by Babalishka March 17, 2021

todathaniel 

absolute retard, can't do shit with his life, typically short, like reeaally shoort like 4'8". dogshit at videogames and incapable performing basic human function. Addicted to borgers and has retarded episodes where he only says borger and moans loudly. Absurdly obese to the point where his 1 inch penis while erect is being swallowed whole by his flesh. Needs to be constantly called an idiot and a bitch and other derogatary words as that is all he used to hearing, if he goes without hearing this for too long he collaps into a wet slop. Has -2 brain cells, and is absolutely the worst human on the fucking planet, to the point where he is subhuman and worth less than a dog. The sun stops shining whenever he goes outside for god cannot look upon his inbred mistake when god accidentally fucked a coconut.
Man that guy is such a todathaniel
todathaniel by todathaniel hater December 13, 2021

tomatoanus 

The best fallout speedruner ever.
Guy1:Dud yoy see tomatoanus speed run all of fallout.
Guy2:Yeh, he's the best.
tomatoanus by BlackFlowMagic January 16, 2021

Thomathan 

It is used in a sentance to call someone gay and cool
Oh boy you sure looking mighty Thomathan!
Thomathan by ThomasTheThomathan February 25, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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