toilet diapers 

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

toilet diapers by pissbabey August 26, 2021

toilet dippers 

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.

That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.

toilet dippers by JNRO January 20, 2008