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A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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1. Someone who pwns so hard he's accused of being an actual robot.
2. Someone so awesome he has to be synthetic.
You've completely humiliated me you todbot!!

He's a todbot. What more could a woman ever ask for?
todbot by todbot August 10, 2009
A combination of today, and tonight, as to be used in daily friend to friend conversation.
Friend 1: What you doing todite Bob??

Friend 2: Nothing yet you?
todite by phillycheese August 2, 2007

tobiotoe 

The most hottest amazing sexiest person in The Whole world I look up to them,, 100% idol material could pull every one of their followers🤰
@ tobiotoe on TikTok!
Preferred pronouns: They / Zem
Woah...look it’s tobiotoe.. I wish I was just like them😻
tobiotoe by Sh0.. April 16, 2021
Man, that tidiot just cut me off!
tidiot by Laurie Lancaster November 29, 2010
An idiot who repeats themselves constantly
"I've heard this story ten times already. This guy is a f***ing tediot!"
tediot by beam bag January 27, 2015
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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