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A Total Idiot.

It’s a portmanteau of Total and Idiot.
Friend- I’m not gonna study for this wack-ass quiz. I’m gonna pass.
Me- Dude, you must a Todiot to do that!
todiot by T2K Lucci September 23, 2019
Words you can keep
A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
Related Words
1. Someone who pwns so hard he's accused of being an actual robot.
2. Someone so awesome he has to be synthetic.
You've completely humiliated me you todbot!!

He's a todbot. What more could a woman ever ask for?
todbot by todbot August 10, 2009
A combination of today, and tonight, as to be used in daily friend to friend conversation.
Friend 1: What you doing todite Bob??

Friend 2: Nothing yet you?
todite by phillycheese August 2, 2007

tobiotoe 

The most hottest amazing sexiest person in The Whole world I look up to them,, 100% idol material could pull every one of their followers🤰
@ tobiotoe on TikTok!
Preferred pronouns: They / Zem
Woah...look it’s tobiotoe.. I wish I was just like them😻
tobiotoe by Sh0.. April 16, 2021
Man, that tidiot just cut me off!
tidiot by Laurie Lancaster November 29, 2010
An idiot who repeats themselves constantly
"I've heard this story ten times already. This guy is a f***ing tediot!"
tediot by beam bag January 27, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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