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Hot, sexy young female
paris hilton, she is toite
toite by paolo February 14, 2004
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todite • Todie • toited • Tomite • tonite • Todate • todote • toite • toitee • toitering
Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009
It means brand new this very night.
Mike said tosh.0 is on tomite.
For people who are to stupid to learn how to spell correctly.
Correct way "tonight"
Can you help me out with my spelling homework "tonite". I always seem to fail.
tonite by The colour red April 22, 2009
A mood generally described as feeling pooped, tired , lazy , chilled or all out of energy.
“Man I’m so toited from this hangover”
Toited by Peepee poopoo man April 7, 2019
a person, a banana and Jean Hipolito
Guy 1: You Todie!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Todie!
Guy 2: Faget.
Todie by Mynigga2025 January 17, 2014
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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