A man with big hands. And an even bigger heart. Often Canadian, Tanne is a man who likes basketball.
You should be grateful if you ever come across a Tanne. But lookout, he will steal your bitches. He's a player.
All the girls simp for Tanne and his hot boy shorts. Tanne is life.
Lou: "give me some Tanne"
Random guy: "Tanne is a carrot"
Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.
(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.