to rip ass
to rip ass by Tom Domol February 27, 2003
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im going to rip you a new ass hole
when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!
im going to rip you a new ass hole by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009
Rip off your ass and hand it to you
To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
Rip off your ass and hand it to you by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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