to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010